The Restorative Powers of Doing Nothing
Region: United States
Have you ever watched football and eaten so many Buffalo wings that you feel like you need a wheelbarrow for the 4 feet between your couch and your bedroom? I did today (idk, my bff Place-that-Delivers?) and as such am not... more
Views: 1581Because 3 Strikes Are Better Than Way More
Region: New York
Have you ever seen an umpire call a third strike and then say to the batter, "I know you're just going to strike out again and pull the same crap that you just pulled...but I feel a certain way about you that leads me to b... more
Views: 1740I Love You, But Your Friends Are ******bags
Region: United States
It's almost like telling somebody they have severe crotch-rot; whoever you're telling will most likely be in denial, it's something you would never want to say to another person, and it's definitely something they won't wa... more
Views: 1125You All Could Get It/ Word to the Slant on My Houston Fitted
Region: New York
I will never, ever in a million years, or however long it takes for A Tribe Called Quest to release a reunion LP (not go on tour together, but put out a real album for goodness sakes), understand how some guys co... more
Views: 2327Go Cheerfully Insane, Get Fired From Work
Region: New York
Tired of steady income? Want to relive the days when you were smoking pot in dorm rooms and promised yourself you'd never work for "the Man" as old Weezer songs played in the background, while your roommate was too busy ha... more
Views: 1380Valentine's Day Is Stupid Unless You Have One
Region: New York
Dear St. Valentine: Who you are is not really clear to many historians but you stand for love, which is commendable. However, every year you make more people feel terrible about life than Hannity & Colmes, runway models, ... more
Views: 1483When Did This Place Become "Nutless Corners"?
Region: New York
Today at the Columbus Circle stop waiting for the 1 train I witnessed for perhaps the 6th time in 2 months a phenomena that makes me want to vomit uncontrollably and biblically rip my clothes off of my body in utter frustr... more
Views: 1473Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Region: New York
Girls are cute. And they are funny. In this particular instance I don't mean funny like stand-up or satire-type "funny" (which of course they can very well be); I mean like when you are out with one on a date and her heel ... more
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Member Since: February 2007
Location: United States
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