Six New Poems

Syllogism

 

Icicles are made of ice.

Bicycles are made of bice.

Micicles are made of mice.

 

 

 

 

Invisible Sports

 

Recently I began to

follow invisible sports.

 

I love invisible

ice hockey!

 

 

 

 

Paradox

 

Despite Facebook,

I am lonely.

 

 

 

 

Braid

 

I braided

my hair,

my beard,

my scarf.

 

Now, let

me braid

yours!

 

 

 

 

 

Vegan Warnings

 

I ignored

the vegan

warnings.

 

Now my

cholesterol

is 368.

 

 

 

 

 

Heard In A Dream

 

"I'll have a Curriculum Burger!"

Tags: Invisible