Advice for Obama Part 1

Dear Obama,

You're probably going to get a lot of letters with this kinda stuff:

End the war!
Fix the economy!
Quit with the bailouts!
Think of the children!

But I'm going to give you a bit of different advice.

Get a turtle.

No, seriously.

Think about it.

Hardshelled, come from behind, slow and steady wins the race.
You don't have to walk it.
You don't have to feed it.
And unless you want to, you don't have to have a photo op with it.
Leave that to your family.
And I'm sure the photographer will appreciate a pet that doesn't move much.

More ramblings in Part 2.

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