Heard by a Bird in Phoenica
Region: United States"I tried being stupid, but it didn't work." - Joel Oppenheimer Did you see the cloud shaped like a thimble over Boiceville last Tuesday? A Letter Dear Articulate Observer: &nbs... more
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Heard by a Bird in Phoenica
Region: New York"Beauty is in the eye of the brie-holder." - Cy Twombly A Letter Dear Mr. Gossip-Editor: Last night I was visiting my daughter in her room when we noticed a bug crawling on her bed. The insect flapped its wing... more
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Heard By a Bird in Phoenicia
Region: New York"Teachers retire, and become students." - Amos Oz Did you see the cloud shaped like a cashbox over Big Indian last Friday? A Letter Dear Local Explorer: A recen... more
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Heard By a Bird in Phoenicia, New York
Region: New York"Instead of following sports, I follow religion. Every day, I read the paper to see who's winning: the Christians or the Muslims." - Samuel P. Huntington Did you see the cloud shaped like a Mahjong coin over Pi... more
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Heard By a Bird from Phoenicia, New York
Region: New York"Politics is the present tense of history." - Arthur Schlesinger Jr. Did you see the cloud resembling Peter Pan's hat over Big Indian last Wednesday? A Letter Dear Sparrow: Good news! Consume... more
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Heard By a Bird in Phonecia, New York
Region: New York"I am ironic even towards irony." - John Ashbery Did you see the cloud shaped like a Tuscan wine bottle over Pine Hill last Tuesday? A Letter Dear Knowledge-Accumulator: The best whittler I knew was Benson... more
Views: 640Heard By a Bird in Phonecia, New York
Region: New York"It's much easier to be a bad artist than a bad mathematician." - William G. Holzberger Did you see the cloud resembling a five-armed coat over Chichester last Saturday? A Letter Dear Sparrow: Yesterday I ... more
Views: 492Heard By a Bird, December 2008
Region: New York"Sailors know the loudness of water." - C. S. Forester A Letter Dear Mr. Information: Call me eccentric, but I say the smell of brown rice cooking would make a great perfume. P. D. Ballet Deer "The f... more
Views: 571Heard By a Bird, November 2008
Region: New York"Afternoon is the new morning." - Aston Kutcher Leaf-feet "I saw 17 leaves running down Fox Hollow like schoolchildren's feet," my neighbor Dave told me. Bumper sticker: DICK CHENEY'S THE ANTICHRIST (AND... more
Views: 576Bob Dylan in Prospect Park
Region: New YorkI saw Bob Dylan play in Brooklyn on August 12: a concert in Prospect Park. Tickets were $85 or $55, but crowds of people sat outside listening for free. (I'd estimate 6,000 were on the lawns, mostly between the... more
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Sparrow avoids refined sugar and National Geographic magazine, but he enjoys all jokes, including:
Tourist: Excuse me, but do you have a pumpkin patch?
Farmer: Why, do you have a leaky pumpkin?
His latest book is America: A Prophecy -- The Sparrow Reader (www.softskull.com).
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