Here are some more of my Facebook "postings":
Life is God’s gimmick.
Love pays the bills — love in the form of a Visa card.
The only people who can really change the world are celibate hippies.
I sing while I work. (My work is writing sonnets.)
Animals are good only because they weren’t smart enough to invent evil.
Most people describe me as a "gentle con man."
Che Guevara started as a stock clerk.
Sean Lennon’s songs are better than his father’s.
I’m wearing pants the color of popcorn.
God is an artist — but sadly, He’s a complete dilettante.
I’m a dualist; I believe that all television is good, and all radio is evil.
I can’t decide which I like better: Cubism or Disco.
The opposite of sensible shoes are senseless shoes.
I’m starting a secondhand store for children called Toys Were Us.
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