NEW YORK, NY — In an unprecedented move, a Wall Street trader today liquidated his conscience in order to settle its debts with his ego, a spokesman for the trader said. The trader, Franc DeFraud, made the move shortly after the market opened. The sell is expected to greatly increase DeFraud’s disposable income and ego. […]
Bin Laden Found on MySpace
CYBERSPACE — Suspected terrorist and one of the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitives was recently found on the popular networking site MySpace. For security reasons, the CIA has declined to release the exact Internet address of the terrorist. However, the agency did release printouts and details of the terrorist’s profile on the site. Bin Laden […]
Math Responsible for Global Warming
A new report on global warming cites mathematics as the main culprit behind the phenomena. The report, entitled "Shoot the Messenger: How to Cope With Climate Change" was released by the American Institute of Foreign Petroleum. "Were it not for algebra, the upward slope in the average global tempurature would have gone unnoticed and unproven," […]
Is the trial of Tarlor the Remedy for Liberians?
Is the trail of Taylor remedy for Liberians? Daniel Aforo “If Charles Taylor is the main problem in Liberia, I well step down for peace to prevail” This was what embattled Charles McArthur Ghankay Taylor said in a voice touched with emotions at the Accra Peace Accord […]
Living The Dream
‘Living The Dream’ This season sees the last ever series of Sky One’s football drama ‘Dream Team.’ Since the show’s premiere on Tuesday 7th October 1997, Dream Team has won many followers. Harchester United’s final season at the Dragons Lair is currently being played out on Sky One, every Sunday night at 9pm. […]
Mums Say The Funniest Things
I don’t know about you but I think mums say the funniest things. “What do you mean?” I hear you ask, well read on and I’ll explain it to you. Let’s start at the beginning shall we. My mum, like all mums, would get annoyed with us from time to time, well quite a few times […]